This is probably the only Fantastic Four review that is not actually a review.
Let me explain.
After writing my Fantastic Four preview a few weeks ago, and promising one of my children that the film would be our next superhero movie journey to the cinema, I was initially all in.
But then this happened! And then this happened. And then this went down.
You get the picture.
I realize that movie critics are not the end all be all for determining whether a movie is good. And as my blogging sibling explains in her post entitled: What Are They Playing At? Fox and the Fantastic Four, there are so many things at play that have conspired to “stinky-poo” this movie.
However, unlike the superheroes that I enjoy watching on screen, I am all too human. As much I have tried, I can’t put in ear plugs and block out the hateful noise surrounding this film.
So when it comes to The Fantastic Four, “I just can’t.”
I apologize to my daughter for breaking my promise. But I’m confident that Shaun the Sheep will do just fine as a replacement this weekend.
